I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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