Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
