WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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