Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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