i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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