Christians are straight up FREAKS
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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