White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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