im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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