We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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