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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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