Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
As shirtless as possible
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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