Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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