He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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