i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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