nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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