I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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