either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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