I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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