The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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