tell your sister to shave her snatch
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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