The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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