You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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