After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
not ubering you a puppy
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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