come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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