Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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