I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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