We're facebook friends in real life
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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