Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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