What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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