question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
