just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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