does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
this will be a night to untag.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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