so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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