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Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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