happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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