Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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