They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
The struggles of a small town man whore
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