There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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