Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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