As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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