So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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