He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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