I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
