You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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