are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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