youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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