Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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