shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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