Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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