So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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