Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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