you have to choose: penises or morals?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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